Radical Origin Stories

Born in Hollywood during a violent cosmic battle, Branden Poole was quickly whisked away to a secluded Rocky Mountain redoubt where his soul was purified in a cave by Chief Pocatello himself. After an Alaskan adulthood, he left his world as a wilderness river guide and destroyer of avalanches to cultivate greener pastures in South America. He enjoys homesteading, large skins of wine, lumberjacking, and working as a freelance crusader to right the injustices of global diabolical systems. He has a certificate of authenticity hanging in his studio to prove it.

Decorate the walls of your dystopian hell scape with some uplifting Satya Yuga positivity.

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